J​-​O​-​B

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I found myself single again….
So I got some advice from a pretty close friend
who said, “If you want a life filled with honey and jam…
marry yourself a professional man!”
So I tried... I tried… but mostly, I cried….

‘Cause the optometrist and I didn’t see eye to eye
The neurologist got on my nerves
The dentist, he didn’t have enough pull
And the linguist always had the last word

The accountant I couldn’t count on
The lawyer was always on my case
The surgeon, he just couldn't cut it
And the astronomer – a waste of space

Well...

I don’t need no man with a fancy degree
Too much education’s no good for me
I don’t want a doctor with a PhD
Just gimme a man with a J-O-B

I want him hot-sweaty, rock-steady, ever-ready when I come home.
I want a beer-chuggin', hog-huggin', motor-lovin' one of my own.

Now the baker – he kneads me
The janitor sweeps me off my feet
The gardener and I really dig each other
And the butcher I’m dyin' to meat….

Well...

I don’t need no man with a fancy degree
Too much education’s no good for me
I don’t want a doctor with a PhD
Just gimme a man with a J-O-B

Rock it boys...

(BREAK)

I want him hot-sweaty, rock-steady, ever-ready when I come home.
I want a beer-chuggin', hog-huggin', motor-lovin' one of my own.


I don’t need no man with a fancy degree
Too much education’s no good for me
I don’t want a doctor with a PhD
Just gimme a man with a J-O-B
Just gimme a man with a
J-O-B

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from Jordan's Mom, released March 20, 2016
Written by Janis Gott Sernik

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